Episode 1: Wenqi The Explorer

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WENQI!
Chan is super cool
Explore with Wenqi (We need your help)
Grab your backpacks
Lets Go!
Jump In!
Vamonos!
You can lead the Way
HEY! HEY!
W-W-W-Wenqi (x4)
Swiper no Swiping
Swiper no Swiping (Oh man!)
Wenqi the Explorer!
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Ola amigos! I am Wenqi the explorer.
Today we need to get to Chan's house! Does anyone know the way? Do YOU know the way? Who do we call when we need to get to Chan's house? *pause* THE MAP!

Map:
If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map (x3)
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map (x12)

Do you know how to get to Chan's house?

Map:
Repeat after me!
Tree, Lamp post, CHAN'S HOUSE! (x3)

*Walks*
Hurray! We've reached the tree!
But we can't cross, can you see why? *pause*
Yes, that's right!! Because my frail, skinny legs have been crushed into pieces by the gigantic fallen tree (really heavy) which has prevented me from moving, my head has also been attacked by vicious squirrels from the tree, I think I'm blind and my hair is a mess! OH NO!

Don't worry! I will just have to chop off my legs, they weren't much help anyway... besides, I'm not blind! My eyes were just coated with squirrel poo!!! Hurray! Let's continue then!

*Walks*
Hurray! We've reached the lamp post!
I'm afraid we can't pass, can you see why? *pause*
Yes. You're correct! As you can see, I have foolishly banged into the lamp post and my skull has been damaged badly! :D I feel a little dizzy but no worries! We will be able to get to Chan's house soon!
Only 3 more steps till we're there!!
1... Say it with me!
2....
3.......
*collapse*

Boots: DEAR ME! SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR! Do YOU know how to call a doctor? You don't????????...................... well okay then.